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"Posted at AvP Outbreak on 22.09.2004 at 03:18:11
Hicks: [to Drake and Vasquez] Normally, both your asses would be dead as fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh*t while I"m in a transitional period so I don"t wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can"t give you this ammo, it don"t belong to me. Besides, I"ve already been through too much sh*t this morning over this ammo to hand it over to your dumb asses.
Ripley: You okay?
Hudson: Naw man. I"m pretty far from okay.
Ripley: What now?
Hudson: What now? Let me tell you what now. I"ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin" jarheads, who"ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin", "canoe-head"? I ain"t through with you by a damn sight. I"ma get medieval on your ass.
Hudson: What does Sgt. Apone look like?
Burke: What?
Hudson: What country you from?
Burke: What?
Hudson: "What" ain"t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Burke: What?
Hudson: ENGLISH, MOTHERF**KER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Burke: Yes!
Hudson: Then you know what I"m saying!
Burke: Yes!
Hudson: Describe what Sgt. Apone looks like!
Burke: What, I-?
Hudson: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Burke: He"s b-b-black...
Hudson: Go on.
Burke: He smokes a stogie...
Hudson: Does he look like a bitch?
Burke: What?
[Hudson shoots Burke in shoulder]
Hudson: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Burke: No!
Hudson: Then why you try to f**k him like a bitch, Burke?
Burke: I didn"t.
Hudson: Yes you did. Yes you did, Burke. You tried to f**k him. And Sgt. Apone don"t like to be f**ked by anybody, except Mrs. Apone.
Hudson: The path of the righteous Marine is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil xenomorphs. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through peace through superior firepower, for he is truly his brother"s keeper and the finder of lost colonists. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to impregnate and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is William Hudson when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Ripley: Whose airplane is this?
Hicks: It"s a dropship, baby.
Ripley: Whose dropship is this?
Hicks: It"s Ferro"s.
Ripley: Who"s Ferro?
Hicks: Ferro"s dead, baby. Ferro"s dead.
[Hicks and Hudson take Newt with them in the APC and Hudson"s gun goes off and blows Newt"s head off]
Hudson: Whoa!
Hicks: What"s happening, man? Ah, sh*t man!
Hudson: Oh man, I shot Newt in the face.
Hicks: Why did you do that!
Hudson: Well, I didn"t mean to do it, it was an accident!
Hicks: Oh man I"ve seen some crazy ass sh*t in my time...
Hudson: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Hicks: Hey, the APC didn"t hit no bump.
Hudson: Hey, look man, I didn"t mean to shoot her. The gun went off. I don"t know why.
Hicks: Well look at this mess, man.
Hudson: I don"t believe it.
Hicks: Well, believe it now! We gotta get this APC off the road! You know lieutenants tend to notice sh*t like you"re driving an APC drenched in blood.
Bishop: Ripley, lead the way. Boys, get to work.
Hudson: A "please" would be nice.
Bishop: What?
Hudson: I said a "please" would be nice.
Bishop: Get it straight, gentlemen: I"m not here to say please, I"m here to tell you what to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct that you possess, you"d better do it and do it quick. If my help"s not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen.
Hicks: No, Mr. Bishop, it ain"t like that...
Hudson: I don"t mean any disrespect, I just like people barking orders at me.
Bishop: If I"m curt with you, it"s because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please - with sugar on top... clean the f**kin" APC.
Gorman: Where"s my APC?
Bishop: Sorry, baby, but I had to crash that APC.
[after Spunkmeyer tells Hicks that he"s eating cornbread]
Hicks: Cornbread! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!
Hicks: How was your breakfast?
Ripley: It was good...
Hicks: Did you get the pancakes, the blueberry pancakes?
Ripley: No, no, they didn"t have blueberry pancakes, I had to get buttermilk - are you sure you"re okay?
Hicks: Honey, since I left you, this has been without a doubt the single weirdest f**king day of my life. Come on, hop in - I"ll tell you all about it.
Spunkmeyer: Uuummmm, this is a tasty cornbread!
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2006, 02:18:04 AM » |
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"Posted at AvP Outbreak on 22.09.2004 at 03:24:48 on 22.09.2004 at 03:18:11, maledoro wrote:
Hudson : What does Sgt. Apone look like?
Burke : What?
Hudson : What country you from?
Burke : What?
Hudson : "What" ain"t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Burke : What?
Hudson : ENGLISH, MOTHERF**KER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Burke : Yes!
Hudson : Then you know what I"m saying!
Burke : Yes!
Hudson : Describe what Apone looks like!
Burke : What, I-?
Hudson : [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Burke: He"s b-b-black...
Hudson : Go on.
Burke : He smokes a stogie...
Hudson : Does he look like a bitch?
Burke: What?
[Hudson shoots Burke in shoulder]
Hudson : DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Burke : No!
Hudson : Then why you try to f**k him like a bitch, Burke?
Burke : I didn"t.
Hudson : Yes you did. Yes you did, Burke. You tried to f**k him. And Sgt. Apone don"t like to be f**ked by anybody, except Mrs. Apone.
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Heh, this is my favorite scene from Pulp Fiction (the entire apartment scene) " |
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2006, 02:19:04 AM » |
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Posted at AvP Outbreak on 22.09.2004 at 03:40:06
And so it begins...
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2006, 02:20:04 AM » |
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"Posted at AvP Outbreak on 22.09.2004 at 04:01:14 I like the part where Hudson shoots Newt!  " |
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2006, 02:21:04 AM » |
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"Posted at AvP Outbreak on 22.09.2004 at 04:03:58 Me too  . Although Spunkmeyer"s "Uuummmm, this is a tasty cornbread!" still takes the cake for me. " |
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2006, 02:22:04 AM » |
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Posted at AvP Outbreak on 25.11.2004 at 22:51:31 I like the part where Hudson shoots Newt!  |
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2006, 02:23:04 AM » |
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"Posted at AvP Outbreak on 03.12.2004 at 17:04:07 Ripley : Whose airplane is this? Hicks : It"s a dropship, baby. Ripley : Whose dropship is this? Hicks : It"s Ferro"s. Ripley : Who"s Ferro? Hicks : Ferro"s dead, baby. Ferro"s dead. That"s hilarious. -Rusty Nails " |
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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2006, 02:24:04 AM » |
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Posted at AvP Outbreak on 05.10.2005 at 02:18:24
That"s fucking classic! Reservoir Aliens anyone?
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2006, 02:25:04 AM » |
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"Posted at AvP Outbreak on 05.10.2005 at 02:31:38
HICKS: Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
HUDSON: What did you say?
HICKS: I think you heard me. "
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2006, 02:26:04 AM » |
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"Posted at AvP Outbreak on 05.10.2005 at 02:35:25 on 05.10.2005 at 02:18:24, dudelove wrote:| That"s fucking classic! Reservoir Aliens anyone? |
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Thanks! I thought about crossing with RD, but there wasn"t that much that would "sync". I started this with JFK and Alien3 back on the IMDb, when I was making light of another user"s proposal that Clemens knew more about Ripley than he had let on, and that he was helping the Company get an alien. The guy actually thought that it was cut before the final draft and that I was supporting his theory!  " |
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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2006, 02:27:04 AM » |
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Posted at AvP Outbreak on 05.10.2005 at 09:19:06
Eggs on Sulaco + Magic bullet theory = Gold.
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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2006, 02:28:04 AM » |
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Posted at AvP Outbreak on 05.10.2005 at 23:09:30
Magic bullet theorey?
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« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2006, 02:29:04 AM » |
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"Posted at AvP Outbreak on 06.10.2005 at 02:02:20 on 05.10.2005 at 23:09:30, Hudson wrote: The Warren Commission tried to convince people that a single bullet caused seven wounds in two men.  " |
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« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2006, 02:30:04 AM » |
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Posted at AvP Outbreak on 06.10.2005 at 02:18:06
Hmm...
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« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2006, 02:31:04 AM » |
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"Posted at AvP Outbreak on 06.10.2005 at 11:21:57 "Tried" was the operative word...  " |
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