Artists you hate

[Henry Krinkle]

I just mentioned this in the Movies/TV boards, but I thought it deserved it's own little thread here in music. I'm sure you all have songs or artists that fill you with a rage so great you can feel the hatred actually drip from your eyes like fiery tears of anger (what?) anyway - artists that really piss you off. Lets hear it.

This thread was inspired by the fact that I saw Juno a week or so ago, and through it I discovered the mediocre whining of Kimya Dawson. And it makes me want to kill. In order to actually post this, I had to google the Juno soundtrack, then listen to snippets of each track on Amazon just to make sure I was bitching about the right person. And now, of course I'm filled with all the rage a bar of this harpy's whining can inspire. Turns out, it's a lot of rage.

And the final peak on the hate-o-meter - I had a little look at the wiki page for this talentless bitch, and it would seem her current 'project' is that she's writing an album for babies. Her target audience is actually people who do nothing but sleep and shit - handy, 'cause that's all you can do, or would want to do to her music. Arrgh. so much anger.

Also, U2 can fuck right off.

So, who do you hate and why?

[InspectorDC]

u2. Not because they're terrible musically (but they are so middle of the road that it hurts), but because Bono and the band think of themselves as the 2nd coming of christ and have a very holier than though attitude.... YET they're really just a bunch of greedy tax evaders. Damned egomaniacs 

[Sebastian]

Was gonna say U2 as well. So there. U2.

Also Avril Lavigne. Iron maiden (sorry, it's just not cut out for me and my flatmate kept blasting them day after day), Metallica (altough they're good for a laugh!), Linkin Park (though technically they ain't artists - they're just hacks), that chick who had breastcancer and sounds like someone's strangling her "Paid my dues" she had a song that went.

Hm, who else..

Limp Bizkit.

Uh.

Lars Winnerbäck, but I doubt you guys know of him. Altough he's written a good lyric or two, I despise his music.

Oh, also Kent. The pinnacle of Swedish emo-music. Ew.

I'll stop before my blood starts to boil.

[Henry Krinkle]

Nice to see U2 being so loved. Wankers.

Also Avril Lavigne.

Arrrgh. I believe I've made my feeling towards this raccoon-faced culture leech known in the past. She really needs to be clubbed to death like a seal pup, then skinned from the neck down and placed in a jar of formaldehyde and put on public display as a warning to others.

I remember Phill Jupitus said once on Nevermind the Buzzcocks 'She doesn't want to be your girlfriend, she's a lying whore.' I think that should be carved in the plaque above her jar.

I really don't like Avril Lavigne very much.

[The Companyman]

( + ) to all who  hate the U2!! YEah!

[Neltharion]

U2, sorry i just dont like them.

My Chemical Romance, of my fucking god (scuse the french) I seriously hate these idiots. Not only are they Emo (That alone is a crime in itself) but they cant place for shit, my friends went to see them and wore White shirts, and one had a headband that said Pro-life.

Fall out Boy. Crap, just plain crap. The essence of crap seems to have floated down from the heavens and fallen in these guy's burgers. Making them the essence of Crap.

Britney spears (well she isnt an artist, more like a drug addicted child abuser)

[Henry Krinkle]

Britney spears (well she isnt an artist, more like a drug addicted child abuser)

hehe, true - but I think that's really made her grow as a performer. Oh, no wait - she's a fucktard

[Hunter]

Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Elliot Minor
Fightstar - Fuck off mate, you were in Busted. You're gonna get no credibility even if your music is good.
My Chemical Romance
Aiden
Gorrilaz - Though I do concede Damon Albarn is very talanted
Klaxons
Enter Shikari
Arctic Monkeys
Maroon 5
James Blunt

Got a few more not angering me right now.

[Henry Krinkle]

James Blunt

how could I forget? (+)

[Neltharion]

Oh yes, James "I smoke weed" Blunt.

Hate him too.

Though with that RHCP comment you have just gained a Mortal Enemy.

[Hunter]

I refrained from badmouthing them! I normally get really riled up thinking about RHCP's...

[Sebastian]

Make that two, then!

[Neltharion]

Two what? Mortal Enemies or RHCP haters?

*Gets out "To Do Kill List"*

[InspectorDC]

Better keep that list handy Nelly...

Jared Leto Band(why on earth would you start a god damned emo band when you're a film star!?)
My Chemical Romance
Metallica(more to do with their fans and because Lars Ulrich is the biggest douche bag in the history of the world)
50 Cent
My Chemical Romance
Paul McCartney

[BlackWatch]

Great thread! (+)

You've all hit quite a few I hate myself, although I do like Metallica...

Hmmm... let's see...

John Mayer
Alicia Keys
Fergie
Natasha Bedingfield
Finger Eleven
Matchbox Twenty
Eagles
Michael Buble
Justin Timberlake
Bon Jovi
Three Days Grace
Celine Dion

Anything emo or emo-ish, all country music, and just about the entire top 40!

And I agree U2 has sucked balls since Auchtung Baby!

That's about all I can think of right now.