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« Reply #5010 on: March 12, 2010, 05:09:28 PM »

Yeah, Everyone has those.  His career wasn't the greatest. The only movie he's known for is The Lost boys. Other than that nothing else comes to mind.

Uhhh, Licence to Drive is a masterpiece!!! The Library of Congress National Film Preservation Board has it listed with only four other films as the most important pieces of American cinema ever! I think the other ones are Over the Top, Jingle all the Way, The Room and Gymkata.
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« Reply #5011 on: March 13, 2010, 11:56:12 PM »

If I could call something my special ability what would it be? Chivalry. I don't mean the modern definition I mean the cool old fashion meaning. Defending the helpless, uplifting the weak, kicking the bad guys ass! Showing mercy, courage, valor, and fairness. And showing gentleness and graciousness to women.

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« Reply #5012 on: March 14, 2010, 04:47:43 PM »

Uhhh, Licence to Drive is a masterpiece!!! The Library of Congress National Film Preservation Board has it listed with only four other films as the most important pieces of American cinema ever! I think the other ones are Over the Top, Jingle all the Way, The Room and Gymkata.
Its been so long, I can't even remember those movies.
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« Reply #5013 on: March 15, 2010, 09:14:56 AM »


...Should I tell him, or do you want to take this yourself, beckmen? Mr Green returns
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« Reply #5014 on: March 15, 2010, 05:07:52 PM »

It's all you, buddy. It's all you... Mr Green returns
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« Reply #5015 on: March 15, 2010, 09:29:30 PM »

Hhhhh, dealing with dense customers all day at work has a habit of dragging their problems back home with me. I just caught myself reciting various responses to this one customer who understood about a total of five words of Swedish. 'GTA', 'money', 'money' and 'money back'. A random customer offered to translate for me who also spoke Arabic, but that didn't help much. Fucking stubborn dipshit father and son.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck...



Oh yeah, and another retard who "accidentally" bought Spore from me last Saturday for PC when he meant to get it for Wii. ARE YOU THAT FUCKING BLIND, MAN?
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« Reply #5016 on: March 16, 2010, 08:05:59 AM »

People. I hate 'em.
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« Reply #5018 on: March 17, 2010, 05:03:33 PM »

Game play trailer for Kane & Lynch: Dog Days:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNraj2eDWy8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNraj2eDWy8</a>

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« Reply #5019 on: March 17, 2010, 05:27:55 PM »

That shit's going to give me severe headaches, but I can deal widdit!
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« Reply #5020 on: March 19, 2010, 10:04:35 AM »

Hhhhh, dealing with dense customers all day at work has a habit of dragging their problems back home with me. I just caught myself reciting various responses to this one customer who understood about a total of five words of Swedish. 'GTA', 'money', 'money' and 'money back'. A random customer offered to translate for me who also spoke Arabic, but that didn't help much. Fucking stubborn dipshit father and son.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck...



Oh yeah, and another retard who "accidentally" bought Spore from me last Saturday for PC when he meant to get it for Wii. ARE YOU THAT FUCKING BLIND, MAN?

Haha yeah I remember those days...  Never had anyone who spoke Arabic but..  Tongue

"Remember the customer is always right!"  Roll Eyes



Kane and Lynch looked pretty tight!
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« Reply #5021 on: March 19, 2010, 02:36:15 PM »

"Remember the customer is always right!"  Roll Eyes
Urrgh, that's our screensaver on the computer!
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« Reply #5022 on: March 19, 2010, 05:01:37 PM »

"Remember the customer is always right!"  Roll Eyes

"The customer is always an asshole!"

Probably the only thing I agree with Shannon Hamilton on, but still.
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« Reply #5023 on: March 19, 2010, 06:21:00 PM »

Jamie Foxx is Lynch. Hmm, not Adrien Brody/Predators level of disheartening, but still, I would've prefered Nicolas Cage, or Gary Oldman. At least he's got stuff like Collateral and Law Abiding Citizen under his belt.
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« Reply #5024 on: March 19, 2010, 06:36:09 PM »

Jamie Foxx is Lynch. Hmm, not Adrien Brody/Predators level of disheartening, but still, I would've prefered Nicolas Cage, or Gary Oldman. At least he's got stuff like Collateral and Law Abiding Citizen under his belt.

This displeases me. Why is it not Peter Stormare!
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