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« Reply #5040 on: March 23, 2010, 09:44:02 PM »

The Killer is coming out on Blu-ray! Yay!
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« Reply #5041 on: March 25, 2010, 09:37:17 AM »

I've just realised the IT centre I'm studying at filters pages that contain the c-word.

Bugger.
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« Reply #5042 on: March 25, 2010, 12:39:39 PM »

I would think cunts are involved in at least 50% of all IT careers...
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« Reply #5043 on: March 25, 2010, 12:43:21 PM »

Try 80%.
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« Reply #5045 on: March 27, 2010, 09:40:29 PM »

I was going through the drive-Thru last night at Taco Bell an the girl wanted my Number.  Grin
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« Reply #5046 on: March 28, 2010, 10:19:12 PM »

Thank you Shawn!  Cry
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« Reply #5047 on: March 28, 2010, 11:52:12 PM »

Wallace Shawn? Inconceivable!
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« Reply #5048 on: March 30, 2010, 03:54:58 AM »

There's a very loud, ominous pulsing sound coming from outside. It's rattling through the whole house.
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« Reply #5049 on: March 30, 2010, 04:02:16 AM »

It is 2am and I am boozed up. I think I finally understand Nietzsche. Before it was power with no understanding...much like an adolescent. What does one do with both power and wisdom? I must hold on to this feeling.
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« Reply #5050 on: March 30, 2010, 01:24:57 PM »

There's a very loud, ominous pulsing sound coming from outside. It's rattling through the whole house.

One o' them yuffs in their shitty cars.
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« Reply #5051 on: March 30, 2010, 01:47:22 PM »

One o' them yuffs in their shitty cars.

That's what I thought it was until I had a look out the window. It was a skip wagon and some other oversized monstrosity parked outside a vacant house further up the street. The council lads had them running for more than six hours.
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« Reply #5052 on: March 30, 2010, 09:02:11 PM »

I heard 'ominous pulsing' (*) and I imagined something pretty awesome.

*-Yes, I said 'heard' and not 'read'. The internal narrator in my head can read. I cannot.

Season Two of the WorSub Films Variety Hour has begun production. Skits have been written, ideas have been pitched, and we shot the footage for our first featured artist today.
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« Reply #5053 on: March 30, 2010, 10:13:30 PM »

The internal narration in beckmen's head:



P.S. I got busted at work yesterday for listen to Malcolm Tucker quotes on youtube.
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« Reply #5054 on: March 31, 2010, 12:54:33 AM »

The Killer is coming out on Blu-ray! Yay!

And it's so plagued with DNR that the image is actually less sharp and organic than the non-anamorphic DVDs! Not yay.

P.S. I got busted at work yesterday for listen to Malcolm Tucker quotes on youtube.

You should have let him know what a boring F-star-star CUNT he was. Or she. Or just told them to put a jonty little bonnet on their purview and jam it up the shitter with a lubricated horse cock.
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