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| Henry Rollins |
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| Deviled Eggs |
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| French tickler |
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| Fitz rules! |
7 (16.7%) |
| Pearl Necklace |
5 (11.9%) |
| Ava, Predbabe, Pandorag bikini jelly wrestling |
20 (47.6%) |
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 The Hangover 3. Starring: CM, Severen and Dude. |
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Currently seeking Jagermeister sponsorship. One'a these days Sean Pertwee's gonna be in a movie where he doesn't die and he's going to kill every motherfucker ever.
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Blimey! Jason Statham's down in my work's canteen, doing a spot of filming.
Filmming Hummingbird. Steven Knight is directing, the writer of upcoming Dan Brown adaptation The Lost Symbol. He should be there too. Could you ask him to make Lost Symbol not boring? |
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The Hangover 3. Starring: CM, Severen and Dude. Everyone looks cool and normal in the pic, leave it to SLY to gay it up with the undersized beret again. |
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Quick! Challenge him into a fistfight!  Tell the production crew to keep filming! Do you want to kill Statham? |
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Nev
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Do you want to kill Statham?
Yes. Or his career at least, by making him get his ass kicked by a database program at which point people will realize he's a pussy. I know dude will probably rip me a new one for this, but I fucking hate Statham. His movies are retarded shit, and he's a terrible, terrible actor with absolutely zero charisma. His only good movie is Snatch, and it was good despite of him rather than because of him. You know, kinda like Adam Sandler in Punch-Drunk Love. |
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I liked Jason Statham up to about Crank or so. Now I just find all of his films too similar. Then again, I am less and less of an action fan these days. I think I am also kind of realizing I have enough action flicks on DVD and BD that if I ever get a hankering, I have plenty to choose from. It really needs to be something special, or a genre-bender for me to get into it.
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Yes. Or his career at least, by making him get his ass kicked by a database program at which point people will realize he's a pussy. I don't think anyone can beat deez. If you do he'll send several Arnold Schwarzenegger's back in time to kill your mother. I know dude will probably rip me a new one for this, but I fucking hate Statham. His movies are retarded shit, and he's a terrible, terrible actor with absolutely zero charisma. His only good movie is Snatch, and it was good despite of him rather than because of him.
You know, kinda like Adam Sandler in Punch-Drunk Love.
I won't rip you for that actually because I'm accepting of people different to me. |
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Nev
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I don't think anyone can beat deez. If you do he'll send several Arnold Schwarzenegger's back in time to kill your mother.
I won't rip you for that actually because I'm accepting of people different to me. What, mature attitude? On my forum?! Never! U R A PENIS LOLZ |
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So, I have seven leftover beers from the binge I attended the other day. I was thinking I could maybe drink one, but it somehow felt unnatural. I've never been the kind who casually drinks a beer or two, when I drink I fucking drink.
Then, I realized what's stopping me? We would have a night shift today, but since I got the boot I don't have to be there. Furthermore, I have over a month left of the "grace period" as they call it, which means my former employers keep sending me paychecks for doing absolutely nothing.
So I did get a beer, and it's colder than a witch's tit. Mmmmm...
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You have the same drinking habits I had when I turned 18... I now enjoy a cold one when I am unwinding... Or I am stressed.
That being said, when I go out with no intention of drinking more than 2-3 pints... I get smashed. So I totally have not outgrown it.
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When I turned 18, I didn't drink at all until I was well over my twenties. I don't really know why.  It's 4 in the morning and I can't get sleep. I haven't renewed my prescription of sleeping pills after running out of them some time ago, so I'm basically fucked. Or, not really, since I don't have to be anywhere all day. And, I still have six beers left. Hmm...  I'm really starting to dig this "nothing to do"-shit. |
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Okay, so I decided to drink all the fucking beers I have. That should put me to sleep. And even if it doesn't, well... I feel fucking great!!! BEING INTOXICATED RULES!!!
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5:30 a.m.
Drinking FINNISH BEER. As a certain American put it; "it's like liquid candy".
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What, mature attitude? On my forum?! Never!
U R A PENIS LOLZ
Crazy huh? U R TEH DOOCHBAG! |
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U R TEH DOOCHBAG! ITZ TROO, I AMM!!!  |
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