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Topic: The SPAM thread (Read 390129 times)
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dude
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Yeah, funny how I have no problem losing my shit at someone, but could never bring myself to harm an animal.
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Another funny this is it does not bother me to go hunting or fishing and love to eat delicious dead killed meat and foul and fishies.. but I see a picture of that lab guarding his fallen friend in California a couple weeks ago and I lose my man card for a minute.
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Fuck this I am going to the apartment...
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I saw an old picture of my boyfriend today, he reminded me of someone, I couldn't remember who... Then my brother saw it and he also thought he reminded him of someone, but HE remembered who. He looks like Bill Paxton from Navy Seals days! Don't you think? Anyway... funny things happen at the strangest times. Fred had a stroke tuesday morning, at 40. He is not out of danger but he now has locked-in syndrome. At least, now we know he can hear us, yesterday morning we didn't know if he would live... I think I might be trying to keep busy by posting here... but I wanted to share his Bill Paxton face. |
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Wow I hope he gets better, Panda.
I can kind of see a bit of Paxton's features in him though. Hah
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 The old women in the village crossed themselves and whispered crazy things, strange things... |
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I'm drunk again. All it took was two half-liter cans of beer. What's going on with me? Why does alcohol fuck me up even in small amounts?  |
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Kind of thinking of moving to Syracuse and hitting up their university for film school. A lot of cool film-related shit seems to go down in Syracuse, and it's only three hours away from where I currently live.
This is probably too insane to actually do, though.
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Kind of thinking of moving to Syracuse and hitting up their university for film school. A lot of cool film-related shit seems to go down in Syracuse, and it's only three hours away from where I currently live.
This is probably too insane to actually do, though.
Just fucking do it. Didn't we talk about this in the chat years ago? I mean, what have you to lose? At worst, nothing happens. At best, you get a shot at the occupation of your dreams. |
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Do it you bastard!
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Seriously considering making a twitter account, just so I can stalk Scott Adkins. Also I can't believe I'm considering spending £35 just so I can get Undisputed 3.
Move over Statham: I have a new man-crush.
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Currently seeking Jagermeister sponsorship. One'a these days Sean Pertwee's gonna be in a movie where he doesn't die and he's going to kill every motherfucker ever.
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Adkins always retweets or replies to my random bullshit. He's cool as hell.
I love Statham, but Adkins actually changes his characters from film to film, which keeps him fresh.
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Jesus fucking shit what a day and night. Where to start? Okay, a female friend had recently gotten married to a rich guy. She invited me and a couple friends over to celebrate May The First over at their brand new mansion. They had, among other things, a ridiculously fucking expensive pure-breed cat of exotic race, anda out-door hot-tub.
I fucking loved the hot tub, so naturally i put the furnace full of wood and soaked and drank there for 5 straight hours withmy buddies. Then, I tried taking a picture of myself and dropped my FUCKING EXPENSIVE SMARTPHONE INTO THE FUCKING HOTTUB.
Completely ruined, the phone that is, but i didn't let it ruin my night. Hours later, everyone but me and another guy had passed out, and we planned on hitting the sack too. Our friend had failed to put out some mattresses she promised to place in visible locations, but they were nowhere to be seen. The friend was asleep with herhusband, so we decided to not wake her up; i would sleep on the cold floor witha pillow and blanket.
The cat had pissed all over the fucking place, and i could'ne sleep in all tha ammonia smell. So, the friend that was sleeping on the couch pulled over this platform thing from under the sofa, uncomfortably crowded space but i agreed becauser the ammonia didn't stink so bad up there.
As i was setting the platform in place, the fucking expensive pure-breed fucking cat went into the sofa, as in IN THE FUCKING STRUCTURESD OF THER SOFA, THAT WERE LIKE A GODAMN HORROR CASTLE OF MOVING METAL PARTS AND HINGES.
Naturally, I freaked out and dropped the other edge of the fucking platform on the cat. I quickly lifted it, hoping the cat would be alive. I again panicked, and dropped THE OTHER FUCKING HALF OF THE PLATFORM ON THE CAT TOO.
I lifted the whole crap up, and hoped the cat had died and wasn't in pain or something. The fucker just hopped right out of there without a scratch. I even took the fucking animal under a lamp and examined if it had hurt something. Fortunately it hadn't. At that point i decided to just use my friend's phone and call a cab to get me the fuck outta there.
My economy would never recover if I had to buy not only a new phone but a fucking expensive exotic cat aswell.
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^You're my hero.
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Currently seeking Jagermeister sponsorship. One'a these days Sean Pertwee's gonna be in a movie where he doesn't die and he's going to kill every motherfucker ever.
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Thanks, I'm glad some people can appreciate real-life slapstick comedy I seem to be a magnet of.
Drunk again; it's 8:36 in the morning, and I haven't pulled a bender like this since I was a teenager.
Dark and gloomy night, I lost one of my best friends. He's always been a fucking asshole, but this time he crossed the fucking line. Enough of that, I won't mention that again because it's fucking killing me.
Anyway, i'm too drunk to give a thorough description, but today I convinced a Jehova's Witness that
a) There's no God
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b) Give some pussy to my friend.
...I'm quite proud of myself.
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Christ, Harry Dean Stanton appearing in The Avengers. "You an alien?"  |
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