The SPAM thread

[dude]

Bizarre Jack Daniels induced dream: I'm an astronaut on his first space mission, the other astronauts are various b grade actors. We HALO dive from the dropship to the ground. The planet surface is a vast empty white and grey sand desert. From under the sand pops up a huge Alien, green with a head like the Deacon's, the body of a snake and tentacles. We all run until we realise we're surrounded by all kinds of Alien. Undescribable, except for a garden variety Queen. We make a run for it when one of the astronauts stumbles upon what we went there for; an Engineer cryochamber, inside is Dr. Elizabeth Shaw, with a Queen chestburster, with an orange lobster like exoskeleton, partially protruding through her chest. Her face frozen in a permanent expression of horror.

I shudder to recall it. I felt a constant terror throughout, from the sensation of falling, to the fear of immenant death. Should it recur, I shall take a pistol to my temple and end it all.

[Hudson]

Just kind of realized Crowe looks like Lance Armstrong...I didn't know where else to say this.

[beckmen]

I am fucking homeless. 

[beckmen]

First, we get evicted. Ancillary to that, trying to figure out what to do and packing cuts off my ability to work and make any money at all.

Then, my hopes to moving into my friend's massive, empty (other than him) house are dashed by his rich parents saying some kind of bullshit about "liability".

Then my sister won't let me bring my cat (aka: best friend, yes I am a pathetic lonely man) to the tiny room she has for me.

Then the universe removes a memory from my mind, causing me to forget to transfer money from paypal to my bank, and now my balance is -79 dollars.

What's next?  ?

[dude]

I really don't know what the fuck to say man. I mean I feel bad about it, but I don't have any kind of money I could send you with out it being insultingly low. Aren't you eligible for any kind of welfare while you could work a cash in hand part time job or something?

[beckmen]

Well, I get food stamps and medicaid...so I have access to food and medical care. It's just a rough patch. I am hoping it'll kick me out of my complacency and I will do something with my life. It would have been worth it if it goes down that way.

I am not here panhandling for money. Just needed a place to vent, because many of the people I am frustrated with are my facebook friends, so I don't feel good dropping truth-bombs up in there.

[dude]

Well now is the time more than ever then.

[beckmen]

We got a two-week extension, so the ticking tomb bomb is less ticky.