ALIEN 5 and ALIEN 6

[SiL]

This site isn't big on literature, but I figure I'll post these here anyway cos why not.

I once made a comment about Sean Pertwee one day surviving in a movie and killing every motherfucker ever. Six dozen in-jokes between SM and I later and it turned into this:

ALIN TH RTURN (or the txt version, full of spelling errors); basically, Commando with Jason Isaacs and Sean Pertwee in place of Arnie, and Paul Anderson as Bennett. The lack of the letter 'e' in the title is deliberate - I joked on AvPGalaxy that I wouldn't see an Alien prequel if it had the letter 'e' in the title.

Then, just yesterday, came the BIGGER BUDGETED, SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTING sequel, ALIEN 6: RETURN HARD: WITH A VENGEANCE. Unfortunately by the time the overly convoluted writing process had finished most of the budget had gone, and what was left was spent securing Kurt Russell.

Enjoy!

Or don't.